Here are some old ditties I still remember. Good fun for drunken parties or when you just want to laugh yer arse off.
Feel free to pass around to whomever you like! Enjoy!
Bang Bang Rosie (done to a fast-paced beat)
Bang Bang Rosie
Rosie bangs all day
Who’s gonna bang for Rosie
When Rosie goes away
Rosie has a boyfriend
Her boyfriend drives a truck
Rose likes to shift gears
Her boyfriend likes to
Bang Bang Rosie
Rosie bangs all day
Who’s gonna bang for Rosie
When Rosie goes away
Some women are housewives
Others work in stores
Rosie lives in a big white house with seven other
Bang Bang Rosie
Rosie bangs all day
Who’s gonna bang for Rosie
When Rosie goes away
Rosie has a boyfriend
His name is Diamond Nick
Rosie shows her diamonds
Her boyfriend shows his
Bang Bang Rosie
Rosie bangs all day
Who’s gonna bang for Rosie
When Rosie goes away
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The Gay Caballero (slow mexican-style ballad)
I am a gay cabellero
I come from Rio De Janiero
And I brought with me
My lom bombadee
And both of my lom bombaderos.
I met a senorita
An extremely gay senorita
And I asked her to see
My lom bombadee
And one of my lom bombaderos
She said “I’d better not oughta
For you see, I am the minister’s daughter
But for a quarter I’ll see
Your lom bombadee
And one of your lom bombaderos”.
That night I caught clapito
A rare South American disesase-o
And it rotted from me
My lom bombadee
And one of my lom bombaderos
I went to the medico
A cruel but gentle medico
And he asked to see
My lom bombadee
And one of my lom bombaderos.
He took a scapito
An extremely sharp scapito
And he whacked from me
My lom bombadee
And one of my lom bombaderos
I lay in the bed-o
I weep as I look under the sheet-o
For all that is there………….
Is a small patch of hair……….
And one of my lom bombaderos.
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Three German Officers (done to a military cadence)
Three German officers crossed the Rhine, taboo taboo
Three German officers crossed the Rhine, taboo taboo
Three German officers crossed the Rhine
They fucked the women and drank the wine
And they all sang “Zeke Heil, tickle my ass taboo”.
They came upon a wayside inn, taboo taboo
They came upon a wayside inn, taboo taboo
They came upon a wayside inn
And kicked the fucking door right in
And they all sang “Zeke Heil, tickle my ass taboo”.
The innkeeper had a daughter fair, taboo taboo
The innkeeper had a daughter fair, taboo taboo
The innkeeper had a daughter fair
With rosy tits and long blond hair
And they all sang “Zeke Heil, tickle my ass taboo”.
They tied her to a feather bed, taboo taboo
They tied her to a feather bed, taboo taboo
They tied her to a feather bed
And fucked her til she was nearly dead
And they all sang “Zeke Heil, tickle my ass taboo”.
The innkeeper was so ashamed of them, taboo taboo
The innkeeper was so ashamed of them, taboo taboo
The innkeeper was so ashamed of them
He fucked her back to life again
And they all sang “Zeke Heil, tickle my ass taboo”.
The innkeep had a trusty gun, taboo taboo
The innkeep had a trusty gun, taboo taboo
The innkeep had a trusty gun
And he shot the bastards, one by one
And they all sang “Zeke Heil, tickle my ass taboo”.
(slower cadence)
Three German officers went to hell, taboo taboo
Three German officers went to hell, taboo taboo
Three German officers went to hell
(pick beat back up)
And they fucked the devil just as well
And they all sang “Zeke Heil, tickle my ass taboo”.